Skewered shrimp served alongside our house made cocktail sauce.

Perfectly pan seared salmon, topped with a miso maple glaze and toasted sesame seeds. Served with a side of seasoned salad greens.

A decadent, tangy lemon bar topped with fresh fruit and drizzled with our house made raspberry sauce.

A basket of tortilla chips with layers of shredded cheese, beans, and seasoned beef. Topped with sour cream and served with a side of salsa.

Dry toast served with beef and white gravy slop. Served on a paper plate with nothing else, use the money you saved to buy a drink.

Served a la mode.

Light and refreshing, Strawberry lemonade with a splash of Malibu rum

So good we make by the gallon! Vodka, Spiced Rum, Fireball, Orange Juice, Pineapple Juice, Grenadine and fresh fruit are stirred together in a cooler we found on the side of the road.

Just like Tom, simple and short, but with attitude to spare. Vodka, Malibu, pineapple juice and a dash of grenadine.

Remember, snitches get stitches. For everyone else there’s this unique cocktail. Fireball, ginger beer and a splash of pineapple & lime juice.

Made in the same cooler we make our Fever Water after the dogs have licked it clean, Sofia finally brings her famous cocktail to Urine Town! Made with the same cheap trash as always, this crowd favorite can be enjoyed on either side of the tracks.