THE GOLDEN GIRLS, A PARODY
ENTRÉES
Large $13
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Small $7
The "Girls" Italian Salad
Romaine lettuce, tomato, black olives, red onion, pepperoncini peppers, croutons. Served with Italian Dressing.
Large $13
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Small $7
$12
Dorothy’s Garlic Cheesy Bread with Marinara Sauce
Scrumptious garlic cheesy bread with our house-made marinara.
$12
$16
Blanche’s Shrimp Cocktail
Four jumbo shrimp served with a house made cocktail sauce.
$16
$15
The Rose “BLT” not “BLP”
We didn’t run out of tomatoes! Bacon, lettuce, tomato on wheat bread served with a side of plain kettle chips.
$15
$16
Sophia's Italian Spaghetti Pie
This pie is topped with Andouille Sausage and would make Sophia dream of being back in Sicily!
$16
$14
Loaded Baked Potato Soup
It may be warm in Miani; but, we're sure you'll want some of this for the cold Kansas nights. Served in a bread bowl.
$14
No substitutions please.
Consuming raw or undercooked meats, poultry, seafood, shellfish or eggs may increase your risk of food borne illness.
SHOW DRINKS
$11
The Zbornak Pick-Me Up (OR Dorothy's Morning Coffee)
Bold, dry, and razor-sharp. Made with Kahlua, Hi-Post Espresso Vodka, and cold brew from Spice Merchant coffee. This espresso martini delivers rich coffee flavor with zero fluff. The perfect drink for staying alert, cutting through nonsense, and winning any argument before midnight!
$11
$10
Blanche's Berry Blast
Made with Una Vida Tequila, freshly squeezed lime juice, and a medley of berries. This drink is sweet, sultry, and a little dangerous. This berry-forward margarita is vibrant, flirtatious, and impossible to ignore, much like Blanche herself.
$10
$8
Rose's Hot Cocoa
Need a warm drink to survive the winters of St. Olaf? Hot chocolate with your choice of Peppermint Schnapps, Butterscotch Schnapps, or Salted Caramel Whiskey. A warm drink that will fill you with comfort in your time of need.
$8
$8
Sophia's Sangria
She's back for the 8th (DOUBLE CHECK THIS) year at Roxy's! A vibrant mix of wine and fruit made for lingering conversations and late nights. Best enjoyed with friends, laughter, and at least one story that starts with “Picture it…”
$8
$5
Shady Pines Spritz (n/a)
A bubbly and slightly sweet spritz made with pomegranate juice, lime juice, soda, and sprite. Through all the struggles Sophia went through at Shady Pines, the worst was the lack of alcohol.
$5